I wanted to change my Dungeons & Dragons-style “alignment” from “chaotic evil” to “neutral good,” but was told that in order to do so, I needed to accumulate “points” by killing enemies. Luckily, I discovered I could cheat the system by handing in dead fish and old socks (???) instead of corpses, and quickly reached my quota.

This dream illustration in ballpoint pen, and over 120 like it, can be found in print form in my Book of Dreams (and Nightmares): Volume 1, available from Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/dp/1548199664).