I found a magic journal that would grant whatever wishes you wrote in it. After painstaking deliberation, I wrote on one page:
“I want increased knowledge, memory, & cleverness.”
Then, on the facing page, I wrote:
“I want increased productivity, quality of work, & the ability to get things finished.”
Apparently my deepest, darkest desires are incredibly boring.
This dream illustration in ballpoint pen, and over 120 like it, can be found in print form in my Book of Dreams (and Nightmares): Volume 1, available from Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/dp/1548199664).